Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Ohio state symbols make me puke

I mean, seriously. Look at these Ohio state symbols:
  • State Beverage: Tomato Juice Wow, Ohio. What, you fall into a skunk gang? Right?
  • State Motto: With God all things are possible Yeah, except separating Him from your state.
  • State Reptile: Black Racer Snake Racist, Ohio... just racist.
  • State Capital: Columbus Even more racist, Ohio.
  • State Song: Beautiful Ohio Wow... real humble of you. This is like John Malkovich saying his favorite movie is Being John Malkovich. Ego ego ego just don't quit Ohio.
  • State Animal: White Tailed Deer Reverse racist, Ohio.
Wow... the reasons keep adding up. Ohio, you just can't catch a break here.

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