Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Ohio has too many bread products

Have you been there? Because you walk through their grocery store and you would think that the residents of Ohio are MADE of bread. That shit is everywhere! Bread in this aisle, baguettes in this aisle, pita in this aisle, rolls in this aisle!

Ohio, let me put it to you simply: Your bread to human ratio is far too large. You want to be treated like a legit state Ohio? Lose some of that bread.

If there's one thing I love it's bread. If there's one thing I hate in excess however, it's bread. And if there's one state that I hate it's Ohio. Ergo, Ohio has an excess of bread.

Deal with it. Your bread means no blog for you.

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