Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Ohio is a cocky asshole

I have plenty of reasons to not want to give Ohio the attention it thinks it deserves, but probably it can all be summed up by the fact that the State of Ohio is a cocky asshole. Want proof? Fine. Look at this flag:

That is a picture of their flag inside the outline of the state. It has two nice little points and a strange angle. Apparently Ohio is too good to have a nice four sided shape... yeah, apparently Ohio thinks it gets, nay, deserves a sort of Pentagon for it's flag. Because it's just like that.

Also, Ohio thinks it can rearrange the United States flag?! I DON'T THINK SO! NOT ON THIS TURF! Ohio is like that football player in high school who shows off by dancing in the endzone only when he does anything. Just a cocky asshole.

Bear in mind, the residents of Ohio are not cocky assholes, just the stupid cocky state.

Eat it Ohio.

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